Karl takes some tentative steps towards actually fighting a vampire. Or maybe just talking to him? Who knows. Meanwhile, hanging out with goth undergrads has rubbed off on Curt and he engages in some petty crime. And we all discuss Boner Forever.
Karl takes Curt on a tour of some of Philadelphia's grossest places in search of information. Curt hates every second of it. Plus more uncomfortable homo erotic moments. What, did you expect vampire hunting?
Curt puts together a book club and tries to be cool. An unexpected visitor reminds Karl that it’s not who you know, it’s who you owe.
The end of an era/error. The crew returns from being Car Lesbians to find that nothing gold can stay. And that even magical beings can't resist the allure of the most Philadelphia of all artifacts, the cheesesteak.
A visit to a wizard leads to an unexpected change of scenery. But boys will be boys, except when they're lesbians.
100% Filler. 0% Killer.
Karl has himself a real Philadelphia night filled with CityWides, making friends, enacting revenge, and grave robbing. We've all been there. Right?
Curt learns a lot about his own anus. We all learn about the nature of ghosts. The listeners learn more about Nu Metal than they were hoping to.
A journey through the underground introduces the crew to several strange denizens of Philadelphia. Curt is tempted by the thing he most loves.
The fate of Mikey Jr. is decided in the basement of the Warren Institute after he reveals some shocking information about the Mummers. Will Karl turn on humanity for the promise of supernatural trinkets?
